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I know you already mentioned this in your author comments, and you know about the problems, but if you cant do the audio well yourself you should either buy the equipment like a boom mic or something and use a software to equalize the audio volumes. the audio cutting out at parts has a severly negative inpact on the delivery of jokes and makes the cartoon unpleasent to view...

so if you cant do the audio yourself you need to find someone else to do it for you. There are plenty of great voice actors on newgrounds forums with great mic's and its easy to learn how to organize audio outside of flash with other applications.

i sugest you take the needed action to revamp this cartoon and any future cartoons you make, because the ideas and graphics are fantastic, but need to be deliverd properly.

A GREAT MOVIE!

I thuroughly enjoyed all 19 chapters of this epic and hillarious movie.
Therefore my rattings are based off all 19 chapters in the series.

The whole film had several impresive shots and great editing.
what was the total runtime, because it seemed almost feature length
and is there any site where i can see the movie in a higher resolution?

Jeskid responds:

I'm very afraid to answer that for fear my bandwidth would give out. Yes there is a better version online (not sure for how long) and there is also a DVD which I talked about in another reply. The film is 76 minutes long (short feature length) and I would really love it if it could find itself a home on newgrounds for more people to see (they could handle the bandwidth - I'm just some dude with a server).

Anyway that's really kewl that you enjoyed it :)

Jeskid - Jesse Cowell

Postal Service

Its funny that you chose that postal service song when the first track "sleeping in" actualy mentions global warming as though its a good thing, which i as someone ligving in chicago agree with because if the water levels rise an xtra 50 feet most city's will be underwatter but not us here in chi-town. Better even is i like the fact that the winters been getting warmer. People need to just accept global warming as thge natural order. keep in mind at one point my town was a glacier of ice that carved the great lakes and northern Affrica was underwatter.

jmtb02 responds:

I actually had a bunch of people try to persuade me to use that song, so yes, it was an option. I will always agree that climate change and the ice ages are always natural, however, the fact that we can alter it so much is crazy, and that is the point I am trying to make. Thanks for the review.

--jmtb02

I laughed so fukin hard

It may have been quickly thrown together, but it was hillarious! love those flailing arms

Original

its so nice to see a goofy old man as the hero. Its very oriinal. NIce crisp vecotors you used, and even though the process seemed simple it looked really clean and proffesional. NMajor kudos there, The cartoon wasnt <i>That</i> funny, but it certainly wasnt predictable either.

im upset with you subkutz

how could you slander my name like this.
I had no part in the creation of this movie.

All kinds but diet?

what the fuck does that mean?
how can you endorse caffeine. its dangerously addictive
and especialy saying all kinds but diet?
Diet has zero callories, but still has caffeine.
In fact, regular coke has 39mg of caffeine per 8oz, and Diet Coke has 42 mg of caffeine per 8oz. So blow it out your ass buddie.
People with caffeine like hyper cartoons, fast paced stuff.
This was slow as shit. Id drink you under the table on caffeine beverages anyday, you big phony you.

UnadoptedJesus responds:

why would you know that you loser. I Laugh at you HAHAHAHAHAHA by the way you are a failer. thanks for th review

get over -gooie- you retrards

I have never been happier to blam a submission in my whole life.

CodeRedClock responds:

it wont be blammed tho hahaha its at 1.87 :)

Sellout

Way to sell out and win the award SketchMicheals. well done, well drawn. But opie and andy are lame. good job none the less.

SketchMichaels responds:

Ha! I actually enjoyed listening to this particular bit (over and over and over and...).

Thanks for dropping in. :D

BBS

Ah, the privilages of being popular on the bbs. its the oonly thing that helped you pass, Ps. I voted five! w00t. maybe next time i can be let in on one of these daily toons just for shits and googles, and like, post it with an alt so it doesnt go in my profile and murder my batting average. Aim me, cause i luff joo guyz

TheStarSyndicate responds:

omg, it's ArtistJ, expect an IM any minute now.

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Coulumbia College Chicago

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