ArtistJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[.Monster.Rampage.]

Wickedly vicious

I loved it. It was fast paced, violent, crazy and well done. I loved the creatures, and the graphics, superb... The perfect mix of tweening and frame by frame. A masterpeice!

boardermike responds:

thaks for taking the time to revieuw dude

[The Lonely Man (Part 1)]

Cant wait

till the part two conclusion! Nice film.

[PICONJO: Maytriks Toadies]

I never knew

someone could fall that long, and not hit the ground. Nice job on the bitmap looing durring that part though... whats up with all the frogs..? So they have black hair? i hate that i had to reopen the window to replay it and make it stop looping... but it was a fun movie for the small effort put into it.

[Soapster on Hygiene]

A very talented up-&-comming author

To have youre first cartoon submited pass judgement is a great acheivemnt. It took you only a day, but it was still pretty good. Keep in mind, most good cartoons take significantly longer... months even!However I do forsee you becoming one of the great authors on the portal, and being one of the rare female authors gives you even more power.

This cartoon was great. The charecter was original, and cute, and well drawn. Background was less apealing, and a bit too simple, but it worked out alright. it was simple, but reliable. Impressive voice work and lipsync for an early flash..

Its a message that alot of oure nerdy NG demographic needs to take to heart... and its nice how you targeted it towards boys, since thats the significantly larger percentage of Ng's active population.

I particulary liked lesson one, because im in terrible pain right now, in need of seeing a dentist rather baddly. i registered my apointment 2 months ago and I cant go till august, because a filling i had fell out. Musta been all the soda pop. Half that back molar broke off and my nerve is exposed, so my whole mouth hurts like a bitch, although its prety much unnoticable to anyone else. [i do brush though, its the pops fault, i swear]

the other rules i already follow, But you should have talked more about the importance of shampoo, Body wash botlles.. removing body hair, clipping Finger and toe nails, useing mouthwash, and cleaning out youre ears with q-tips.

I'd take a bubly bath with you anytime. *wink...wink*

[-My Gallery-]

you realy should just have that art on a personal

website... it will probabaly barely make it here on Ng... i protected it... but you realy need to hone youre skill as an artist. Try diferent mediums like paint, oil, clay, ect. maybe color youre pencil pics in photoshop, you know... the basics, keep working on that portfolio. If i showed you my portfolio, and how big and full and diverse it is, you'd shit yourself. good luck.

[What Is This]

i dont see why its named

Asian Pornstar? it has nothing to do with an asian pornstar. i did like it though. nice graphics. That hyena thing reminds me of a creature from one of my favorite movies "willow" and i dont understand why the guy singing the rage against the machine song was not attacked... but whatever. Nice pile of corpses ya got there.

[Priceless Skit]

Overdone subject matter

so its not that original. But its good voicevork, clear and articulate. good graphics, although theres not much too them. short and sweet, great for what it is.

[cool_penguin_0 oldskool]

It was craptackular!

so junky, but so enjoyable. All those submissions alone would not stand, but in this nifty package of fun, with a large menu of normaly blamable work, leaching off each other to stand and avoid the blam. Its A beautiful thing.

Good work.

All must protect!

Thanks CoolPenguin0

cool-penguin-0 responds:

chamone!
<3
They are beautiful movies.

[we are juice]

I found this particularly funny

because of the topic by the same name currently on the front page of the bbs. I didnt care for the voices.. but it was funny as hell.

BtW when I think of something as "juicy" it makes me think im right about to get laid... So this bothered me because of my own personal association to what is juicy...

And juice makes my stomach upset. It disagrees with all the soda that overpowers its vitamins and kills it, causeing a civil war in my stomach,.. Juice against soda... Stomach acid loseing the battle retreating into my stomachs wall... with the liquid civil war leading to me eatting tons of 'tums'

it was a weird movie, but i think you cold have picked a better topic and done better in all areas. But hey, i half ass my flash cartoons too.

[A Designers Life for Me]

This was great

i totaly understand where its ging too, because ive been trying to enter the feild. I wish you would have covered art school, like I co to Columbia Chicago, which is expensive as hell, all just to look good on paper. despite an elaporate portfolio people wont give me anything more than aprentiships where i work and dont get paid.

I really enjoyed this... and the captain plannet part was the funniest. You left alot of software out too. Freehand, illustrator, maya, 3ds studio, lightwave, director, finalcutPro, fireworks... theres so much more software we are expected to know and own! its ridiculous. great flash and keep up the good work.