ArtistJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[All guys can agree with]

you re probabaly wondering why i rated this so low

well you diodnt draw too much. most of it was just bitmaps traced with that flash function. many symbols were simply re-used, so it wasnt too exciting. it was rather slow pased, and although i do agree with what the last floor states... its just too slow of a climb up the stairs to the climax/punchline. I still felt it worth saving, and you did an ok job, but there was too little work in this to deserve an awesome score. oh and by the way, that bitch climbng the stairs is so old and nasty and stupid looking, she barely deserves a man with a job! But she thinks she deserves more. how ironic and true!

[mystery movie]

I will be one who gives you a good review

i love hyper rants like this. it kicks so much ass. You stuck it to those assholes good! Great job!

[The Idea]

Impressive

I like this alot. very artistic and deep. Says alot. Its unfortunate you have to optimise the video like that for flash. nfact, i would hav optimised it less and made it a full 5 megabyte file, for the sake of the beter resolution.

robototron responds:

Thanks!

[Skecth Playing!]

youre frame by frame technique is nice

but borring. you shold work on applying it to more entertaining means, like violence and humor. the preloder is tacky and unprofesional looking, which also leads people to not be intrested in it and blam prematurely, so if it had a nicer preloader it probabaly would have passed judgement with higher marks. It was still an ok movie, but youre stratagy in apealing to the sites demographic needs refining.

YoshY-txt responds:

Sweeet review!
Let's see, It's hard for me to make a plot, because when i do it usually requires drawing skills wich i frankly don't have or at least take hell of a time to do...
The preloader is kinda shitty but the hell with people that blam it prematurely i don't give a fuck what they think i wanna know what people like you, that watch the movie and criticize it. It was actually my first attempt to do a preloader with flash MX since i used to use Flash 5.
The action script i used i couldn't find =/ But i'm now giving a little attention to this action script thingy and WILL rely on it more doing kickass preloaders or kickass stuff =)
HEY thanks for taking the time to review it!

[Le Nightmare Gnome]

lawn knomes

are hillarious in and of themselves. they are so tacky and retarded. Its awesome. Anyhow that kid was a dumbass for choosing the evil knome over Gba Sp. Awe well... live and learn, then die at the hand of a lawn decoration. lol great film

[Ep. 1 From Space]

you probabaly

should have made this longer and deeper... but it was cool. youre art was great... audio was clear... and it was kinda funny too.

[Wanted DVD]

one of the best stick movies

since xaio xaio... awesome remake.

Get-lost responds:

Thanks

[From the Inside]

messy

but awesome. I envy you frame by frame artists. Great music video. Nice and dark, the way thios should be potrayed. great work

[HOT PISS!11]

Wow that was obnoxious!

im going easy on you guys cause i know ya'll from bbs. My god though, just like the animutaions of old. So much garbage in there, but certain parts were cool, like M.Jackson headbanging and the falling down and up and down again video clip. What was up with all the little gifs like bunches and dancing man? in all this was very fucked up... but somehow slightly enjoyable, although certain parts were so crappy it was annoying, like the stick figgures that kept bleeding to death. i was like WtF!

Mightydein responds:

blah

[Breakaway]

this is the way

a music video should look...

I like how you saved space and effort with all those symbol scenes to reuse over and over, still looked great.