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great frame by frame animation

i would have liked to see more color or at least filled space though. great job

Wow.. ass with teeth

thats fucked up... and the chicks voice annoyed me, and why were her tits doing that, it should have been more subtle. i laughed hard though with it though. great ending too... thats what i tell my female friend to do if they are gonna be raped... offer felatio and bite it off. this is if youre ass had teeth though so its a bit different.

I never knew

toothbrushes were so dangerous. All that over a broken tooth, I remember when i lost my front permanant tooth in 6th grade, It was punched out... all i can say is god bless its plastic repacement

Wow..

You certainly did this well. My biggest issue was with his mouth, It barely moved. In the future you might want qualitys that help apeal to our demographic more... Like some sort of violence or humor or some sort of message. I would say youre on the same level as me when it comes to music videos... you just need a bit more artistic direction to make it more interesting and apealing to have some sort of replay value.

As a active BBS Addict

i enjoyed this alot. It was such a great colabaration between so many NG artists. Very impresive, and i hope this makes front page. Unfortunately, noobs just will thinmk this is jiberish. good work, and this is a nice way to advertise youre thread.

TheNGArmy responds:

Thank man, we have much love toward the BBS. It's true, the lower levelers that don't venture there aren't going to like this because they won't know most of what's going on, like who Tom and Wade Fulp are :p

Thanks for the review, it's appreciated!

there is no way

that this pile deserves the score its getting! Like, this was totaly half assed. Granted the audio was awesome, but on a whole this sucked. What the hell was with those graphics, and the framerate wasnt even that fast. it was just abnoxious and i dont belive it represents the phallic moose whatsoever. Sophistication my ass.

PhallicMoose responds:

We made this when we weren't really as serious (about our work) as we are now, as I said before, we put this up to save some space on our webiste server. And that sophistication thing was a joke.

this is so random

i have trouble understanding the purpose of this, its very sparatic and spontaniously jumps arond... and i lost my red car:<... i think you should make a whole movie out of the car actionscript section, it would be much more entertaining, although im having trouble deciding if you have A.D.H.D.

Bill responds:

this is the stuff i dream about , i think i have a.d.d.

This was so kick ass

this was so sweet. I love the style, so much color. it was hilarious. i dunno how yopu kept the filesize down. The credits were even entertaining. this definately gets added to my favorites!

to me, this was kinda slow

Not very fast pasted, kinda borring.sound was kinda poor quality. voices of females obviously done by a male... real squeeky... poor mic. Nice figgures although you wont get any credit on the traced backgrounds, thats just weak..Anyhow, good luck on youre future endeavours.

~F~A~N~S~

attack ot the fans. Havent seen anything this classic in years. This is what being an indepentent film maker is all about. not documentrays, amature video. Way to go. it was totaly worth yourre efforts

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