ArtistJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[cool_penguin_0 oldskool]

It was craptackular!

so junky, but so enjoyable. All those submissions alone would not stand, but in this nifty package of fun, with a large menu of normaly blamable work, leaching off each other to stand and avoid the blam. Its A beautiful thing.

Good work.

All must protect!

Thanks CoolPenguin0

cool-penguin-0 responds:

chamone!
<3
They are beautiful movies.

[The Idea]

Impressive

I like this alot. very artistic and deep. Says alot. Its unfortunate you have to optimise the video like that for flash. nfact, i would hav optimised it less and made it a full 5 megabyte file, for the sake of the beter resolution.

robototron responds:

Thanks!

[Skecth Playing!]

youre frame by frame technique is nice

but borring. you shold work on applying it to more entertaining means, like violence and humor. the preloder is tacky and unprofesional looking, which also leads people to not be intrested in it and blam prematurely, so if it had a nicer preloader it probabaly would have passed judgement with higher marks. It was still an ok movie, but youre stratagy in apealing to the sites demographic needs refining.

YoshY-txt responds:

Sweeet review!
Let's see, It's hard for me to make a plot, because when i do it usually requires drawing skills wich i frankly don't have or at least take hell of a time to do...
The preloader is kinda shitty but the hell with people that blam it prematurely i don't give a fuck what they think i wanna know what people like you, that watch the movie and criticize it. It was actually my first attempt to do a preloader with flash MX since i used to use Flash 5.
The action script i used i couldn't find =/ But i'm now giving a little attention to this action script thingy and WILL rely on it more doing kickass preloaders or kickass stuff =)
HEY thanks for taking the time to review it!

[Wanted DVD]

one of the best stick movies

since xaio xaio... awesome remake.

Get-lost responds:

Thanks

[HOT PISS!11]

Wow that was obnoxious!

im going easy on you guys cause i know ya'll from bbs. My god though, just like the animutaions of old. So much garbage in there, but certain parts were cool, like M.Jackson headbanging and the falling down and up and down again video clip. What was up with all the little gifs like bunches and dancing man? in all this was very fucked up... but somehow slightly enjoyable, although certain parts were so crappy it was annoying, like the stick figgures that kept bleeding to death. i was like WtF!

Mightydein responds:

blah

[NG Army News 1]

As a active BBS Addict

i enjoyed this alot. It was such a great colabaration between so many NG artists. Very impresive, and i hope this makes front page. Unfortunately, noobs just will thinmk this is jiberish. good work, and this is a nice way to advertise youre thread.

TheNGArmy responds:

Thank man, we have much love toward the BBS. It's true, the lower levelers that don't venture there aren't going to like this because they won't know most of what's going on, like who Tom and Wade Fulp are :p

Thanks for the review, it's appreciated!

[Phallic Moose: DPH]

there is no way

that this pile deserves the score its getting! Like, this was totaly half assed. Granted the audio was awesome, but on a whole this sucked. What the hell was with those graphics, and the framerate wasnt even that fast. it was just abnoxious and i dont belive it represents the phallic moose whatsoever. Sophistication my ass.

PhallicMoose responds:

We made this when we weren't really as serious (about our work) as we are now, as I said before, we put this up to save some space on our webiste server. And that sophistication thing was a joke.

[Lost Boy]

this is so random

i have trouble understanding the purpose of this, its very sparatic and spontaniously jumps arond... and i lost my red car:<... i think you should make a whole movie out of the car actionscript section, it would be much more entertaining, although im having trouble deciding if you have A.D.H.D.

Bill responds:

this is the stuff i dream about , i think i have a.d.d.

[PSA: The Predator]

allright.

good times man. This was a funny parody of those stupid anti drug comercials. youre art style was simmilar to my own, and i liked that. It was a profesiona presentation of a creative idea. I had pretty much forgotten about the preadator. Maybe you should make more, with old forgotten badasses... like swamp thing or the alien from the aliens series. Great work, and ill be looking for your future submisions.

nononsinse responds:

Thanks for your review, I looked at your movies & you're right, we both draw without outlines.

[Reign of Unity - ToasterX]

this made me wish i was high

because then i would have an excuse for gigleing at the toaster.

Gusto responds:

i wish you were high 2.. cos wen ur high ur happy, when ur happy.. ehhh im happy 2? whatever J, knock yourself out