ArtistJ's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario Vs. Sonic (FBW)]

Not very original

weve seen ity a thousand times, but a new twist to an old clasic is refreshing. as though the original dint have enough endings you gave it a new story with an additonal 5 endings. As much as i hate sprites, I loved the original, i loved this one, and well... May the 16 bit era live on in our hearts. <<<<<{do i sound stupid or what?}

[Hot Day]

Woah

OK, I think the clock fad is stupid, so is the lock deal. Ive seen em since the fad started many years ago so i know what im talking 'bout. With that being said i will say this. Muffin clock is far cooler than Strawberry clock. I mean Dude, Hes a muffin. I gave you a good ratting because i want it to stay around and replace gay strawberry clock. I mean, Seriously! Did you know strawberrys symbolize pent up sexual frustration. Apparently if you crave strawberrys you are a horny and deprived person who deserves all our pitty. You need to smack down that damn strawberry and put his "Steven Halkings wannabee ass" in place. I think the end of this toon should have been muffin clock chucking ice at strawberry clock. Reminder i hate clocks. Go muffin. PS, Watch out Kerrigan might eat you.

[DNB - Fork 'n' Spoon]

ok look... I hate to be critical because...

i hate to be a harsh critic because honestly it It was A Good effort. I liked the fake ng Rewiew part alot where everything was all messed up. Its a weak premise though. Your plot was jumpy and not very fluid at all. Next time i think you should think out your film abit more so that its actualy funny. The voices annoyed the hell out of me too. I know the way the prononce things is the whole premise but seriously this was annoying. I can relate though. People hate the voices in my cartoon "imaginary" Anyhow you have some skill as an animater, and should maybe get a script fropm a writter on the bbs boards or something. good luck on your future endeavours. (hope my spelling wasnt as aweful as the kid in your cartoon on the review page lol)

smige2 responds:

thanks for the review.

you either find the whole joke funny or you dont...and you didnt. i know the voices were annoying, well, the foreign guys was, but it was supposed to be...i am not going to get a script from the bbs though, me and my scriptwriting partner fudgehead are a team and we're not gonna get someone else to script it.

[Perfect Insanity]

trace-a-holic

this was just way too much traceing... and i wasnt to entertained. Lay off the tool tunes, K dude?

[What Went Wrong ?]

Well if this is youre first flash toon

its obvious you have some previous experience with other programs like illustrator or freehand. This is some good hardy animation. The plots a little dumb but i giggled anyway. I would definately consider you my equal. I realy did think you did a good job, especialy if its your first... most people just submit sticks and sprite renders as their first. the only issue i had with this cartoon is i had a bit of a de'ja'vu while watching it. It all seemed like i had seen it before. i dont know why. Coulda been me. Anyways great job

[movies of nothing:part 1]

Dude... Rapping?

Jeeze man, know youre demographic. I'll tell ya what it isnt a rap friendly one. Besides youre retarded animals dont even rhyme nor are the entertaining. In fact since you are recording theis slow and speeding it to 200 percent to give them those voices it should be even easier tol ryhme if you just wrote the shit out on paper and read it to the mic instead of a super crapy freestyle. of and by saying you'll keep making them even if people hate them, well maker them all you like and im sure they will keep getting blamed off newgrouinds. i can say that with confidence.

[Decline of Video Gaming]

What a team effort

This is awesome. I hope to be a part of something as increadable as this some day.

[The Yohimbe Brothers]

Damn...

Damn this is the best toon featurein black dudes since "big Black Guy named Ben" I mean damn. It was so creative. THe weird sex stuh was weird... But wow. Those gradient based drawings musta took forever... since flash doesnt like gradients sometimes. Wow. I hope this makes dailey feature or something

[The Yearbook (Part II)]

Wow

This is amazeing work. SUCH EFFORT. awesomely smooth crisp vectors. Incredible Vision. Your talent far exceeds the majority of flash artists in the newgrounds community. You should be proud.

[FRG III pt. 2 (Season1)]

sugestions to make this better

as entertaining as this was to an avid newgrounds user, work a little harder on the graphics and um compress the adio and animation so theres less down time. It world make it so much beter and less borring if iot was a bit quicker pace. i bet this could be compresed to like 5 minuets at 20 fromes a second if done right... but well i enjoyed it as long and borring as it was.